Membership Terms & Conditions

Ahoy there, future FreeBozey member! Buckle up, because we’re diving into the delightful depths of our Membership Terms & Conditions. (Don’t worry, it’s not as boring as it sounds—think of it as a treasure map to your membership adventure!)

First things first, let’s talk about the golden ticket: membership! For just $49 a month (that’s less than a fancy coffee habit, folks!), you can unlock the door to our treasure trove of goodies. And guess what? You can cancel anytime! (No hard feelings, we promise. We’re not the clingy type.)

Now, here’s the scoop: once you’re in, you’re part of the club! That means you get to share in our excess inventory. (Yes, you heard that right! We’re like the Santa Claus of surplus goods, spreading joy and stuff.) You can claim one of each item we offer per billing cycle—think of it as a buffet of awesomeness, but you can only take one plate. (No food fights here, please!) 

We want to ensure that every member has a fair chance to enjoy our offerings, which is why each person is allowed only one of each item per billing cycle. This policy helps us maintain a balanced community where everyone can benefit from our unique selection.

And here’s the kicker: the total cart cost for the products? Drumroll, please… it’s FREE! (Well, sort of. You’ll just need to cover the shipping costs, but hey, that’s a small price to pay for the treasure you’ll be receiving.)

But wait, there’s more! Each member gets just one membership per person. (We’re not running a membership factory here, folks. One is plenty!) And while we love our members dearly, FreeBozey reserves the right to cancel a membership without cause. (It’s like a surprise party, but instead of cake, you get a cancellation notice. Surprise!)

Now, let’s talk about the goodies! All products are offered “as is.” Most of our treasures are brand-spanking-new in their original retail packaging, but some might be open box and inspected for quality. (Think of it as a second chance for those products—like a thrift store, but with a twist!). 

And just a heads up: FreeBozey makes no guarantees for stock levels or availability. (We’re not fortune tellers, after all! If we could predict the future, we’d be on a beach sipping piña coladas instead.)

So there you have it, folks! Our Membership Terms & Conditions in a nutshell (or maybe a coconut shell, because we’re feeling tropical). Join us on this whimsical journey, and let’s make some magic happen together!